March 2012
fagoutboy:
Mark: Hey, this next song is for all...
Remember when everybody had flip phones
blowjobfromspace:
Everybody Would Be Like:
MCR: I am not afraid to keep on living
Society: emo
A Day to Remember: Keep your hopes up high and your head down low
Society: emo
Avenged Sevenfold: You had my heart, at least for the most part.
Society: emo
Nicki Minaj: Imma slap you if you a hoe
Society: OMG she is so inspirational!1!1!11!1!!!
When someone ships you with spaghetti, you should marry them immediately. Just so you know.
Friend: Hi, how are you feeling today?
Me: I think I've hit an All Time Low.
Friend: Oh my gosh. What's wrong?
Me: Well, The Maine reason is that no one gets my band references.
Friend: Wait what?
Me: Can we go to dinner so I can explain. You. Me. At Six?
Friend: What are you talking about?
Me: Or I guess we could wait for summer... Is The Summer Set?
Friend: What the hell.
Me: I mean, we could go to a parade. Perhaps a Mayday Parade?
Friend: What the fuck is a Mayday Parade.
Me: Goodbye cruel world! Bring Me The Horizon!
Friend: You're so weird.
Me: I guess we're having a Fall Out, Boy.
Friend: I'm a girl.
Me: Yes, and Boys Like Girls.
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: Well maybe we could go swim the Marianas Trench together.
Friend: *walks away*
Me: What? It's actually quite a Simple Plan.
Me: OH CMON! fine, do you want to go to the homeless shelter? WE COULD FOSTER THE PEOPLE!
dudewheresmytardis:
there’s a special place in hell for people who stop and socialize in the middle of the hallway.
“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...”
– President Barack Obama
(via bronx-beat)
February 2012
